This one's for you Spence--Healthy Insanity!

My brother, Spencer, posted this a while ago on his blog. I thought it was so funny! (exactly the kind of thing I LOVE!) Steve and I just laughed and laughed and were determined to be a little obnoxious with the whole thing. So, sorry Spence, I stole it from you. I needed something positive and fun today, so I decided to write this today!

We tried numbers 3 and 7 on each other immediately ...and , as far as 8 goes, I am so bad at punctuation anyway. Let's just say asking "if you want fries with that" doesn't get annoying at all (note the sarcasm!)

My favorite, thus far, that I have done would have to be numbers 10 and 11. Right after we read it, Steve and I decided we wanted to go get fast food. We did...and, I can't believe it took me this long to post about it. At the Wendy's drive through we asked for the "diet Water" and "if we could please have that TO GO" the guy just said "huh...What?'

We had to explain it more than twice...the whole time I was holding back my giggles. When we drove up to get our food...well, they gave us a tray (not our food in a bag, but on a tray--picture it!)

I responded, "huh... What?" The guy laughed and said "this is to go, if you had it to stay we would have given you a bag!" Hilarius,absolutely hilarious is all I have to say. How can you not bust after that?

Needless to say, we continue asking for a diet water and I am truly going to try out the rest sometime soon. I recommend it.1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write " For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Dont use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling
"Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!" (Not funny anymore)

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."